Money laundering with Dad.
Me: I transferred the car payment to your account today.
Dad: Oh! That's what that was. I thought someone accidentally put money in my account.
Me: Did you call the bank to report the error?
Dad: It's not an error if you need it.
Me: That's dishonest!
Dad: What do you think online banking was invented for?
Me: Nigerian princes?
Dad: Huh?
Me: Never mind.
