Parents Online

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Money laundering with Dad.

Me: I transferred the car payment to your account today.
Dad: Oh! That's what that was. I thought someone accidentally put money in my account.
Me: Did you call the bank to report the error?
Dad: It's not an error if you need it.
Me: That's dishonest!
Dad: What do you think online banking was invented for?
Me: Nigerian princes?
Dad: Huh?
Me: Never mind.

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My mother thinks YouTube is essentially America's Funniest Home Videos.

 [Showing her a video on my phone of my son singing a SpongeBob song in Lake Michigan.]
Mom: Oh my gosh. You should put that on the YouTubes.
Me: Why?
Mom: Don't you get a prize for the funniest video?
Me: No. Be honest, have you ever been on YouTube?
Mom: I haven't, but I get the idea.
Me: Actually, you're kinda right. There's not a prize though. Unless you count being the biggest jackass. 
Mom: I do count that.

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Internet Permissions

Me: Can I put the stuff you say about the Internet on a website?
Mom: You mean internetally? And people can see it?
Me: Yeah, internetally.
Mom: Okay. Sure, hon.